Quotes

  • Said after about ten minutes of Glim pestering Sasha, claim she was not really a Tremere. Archon Glim "So what sort of magic can you do?" Sasha - grumbles to herself Junior - "Well she does this amazing thing with her tongue. . ."


  • "I was being blunt and honest. When I'm being mean you'll know."
    Michael Thomas to "Junior" the Toreador Primogen when told to be nicer when speaking to a Primogen.


  • the scene - about 8 people all packed into a modified van.
    Hoss's Pc: looking at a Brujah "So your a Brujah" said in tone to indicate disbelif
    Brujah: "No im really a Brujah."
    Hoss to the assembled crew in the van "Wait so im not the only non-catiff in this van right now, What the ****?"


The Old Qoutes
  • Valen Webb Describing Devon Taylor to Grady the ghoul: "He is like Puff Daddy but with better connotations"

  • Chuck Miller/Blackwood: Shall we say 10 minutes have passed?
    Eric Festa/aka Johann Matthews: Yes! Thank You!

    Said after Eric VIGOROUSLY Role-played enacting a Tremere Ritual and looking at Chuck's watch after only 3 and a half minutes had passed.

  • Jai McKenna: "So the Prince gave her status and you're taking it away... One minus one equals 'Thunk, Bake.' Let's go!"

  • (ST) Susan Benson to (ST) Shawn Carroll: "Are all the rest of the players Freaking out?"
    Shawn Carroll: Does the happy dance with a huge grin on his face

  • Shortly after Johnathan Korth ate a number of M&M's....
    Korth: "Would anyone like any M&M's?"
    Felix Hunter: "Sure!"
    Jon Sebastian: "Felix, don't take candy from a Tremere."

  • "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
    - Michael the Mask after throwing paper against 4 thrown scissors, taking 8 flamethrower agg in one shot.

  • Johnathon Korth: "Victoria, that's a rather pretty rose, you're fingering it quiet nicely."
    Victoria: Says nothing as her jaw drops and turns a violent shade of red.
    - Referring to the silk rose in her hand which she was constantly fixing the petals.

  • During the heated John Sebatian/Maxamillion Marathion Discussion...
    Maxamillion Marathon: "If this is a Brujah discussion, why is that Nosferatu here?"
    Silas Christian: "It's Blackwood. He's going to find out anyway."

  • "What!? Didn't you want me to take you to the temple and show you my snake?" - (Conversation between Valerie and Rhiannon)

  • "I am shiney, shimmery, and translucent, and I have Shade in me!" - (Loopy describing how Phoebe looks in astral form after Shade sat on top of Phoebe.)

  • "Yes, My clan adores me. Its a shame that Byrd isnt around anymore.....he used to adore me. Sometimes 2 or 3 times a night." - Jason Blair

  • "Now that I've had a chance to think about it, Mr. Hunter, it's probably a good thing that you chose to wear those beat up old sneakers to my very formal Elysium. You're going to need them, you see....and I suggest you start running, because from now on, you are Blood Hunted in Chicago." - Phoebe Marx

  • "Oh, Phoebe and I know each other very well....let's just say I have Hospitality in ALL her Domains." - Dirkhe Haanson

  • Dana Stone, passing out Machine guns - "Who Doesnt have a gun?"
    Silence (Sabbat), raising her hand - "ME!"

  • In a round table discussion about Malks this riddle was brought up...
    Q: "What's the difference between a Malice and a Nightshade?"
    A: (about 3 or 4 players together) "A shovel!"